Let's get right into it:
poptart cat is most epic. this is nyan cat!
Essay time. Did you know that most computers have what is called a gamer chip installed? I know right!? Gamer chips were invented in 1860 by Abraham Lincoln. Historians believe that his motivation for inventing the gamer chip was that his alienware PC could barely run solitare, so he designed a chip so powerful that it could run solitare in more than one instance. Today, gamer chips are used to perform more powerful calculations, such as my character's breast size in roblox.
I think he invented cum too, at least that's what I've heard on the internet.